My friend here at mulipliers says to me ” Hey, itz a globel site so Gump, you shud understand that sum peoples, they are awfelly sensitivs to sum stuff ya can says.” I went to momma to think. It is hard for me to think, but momma says it’s okay bee cause when i reads some great ritins here seems i am in thu rite group who also find it hard to think anyways.That was why i tells my momma “I love multipliers”. They kinda understend my shrimpin bizniss, theyse all seems all so nice sayin “I love you” and they talk in strange lenguajes which iz okay bee cause i talk strange too. Most ov all, every body in mulripliers seems to have an apinion onanythin which is purtty smart of them.
But makes me cuntfused tho when i sees a lot of %%%^&*!!!!! and big letters be cause sum one says that means that is like shoutin and i hates bein shouted at. I had enuff of shoutin at the army and the salvation army and that strange waco cult they called “god’s army” and i sees that the big letters mean shoutin, but they say peace be to you so it makes me cuntfused.
It makes me re member the CNN show where Chrstian Amapoor,that poor prutty chick, showed the world that there are lotsa “gods warriors” and dang armies. I gets to thinking that may bee bein global means that you gotta have sumthin to say about the army and i ain’t into armies bee cause the last time i was in the salvation army, the pants they donated had this grevy stains that made mu momma say ” gump, i says no more of that army! they give out trash and ya are jest too good for wearin trash me boy!”
That was when i says to me I wont be in any army bee cause they kinda giveaway trash anyways like those pants wid the grevy stains. So i gets to tinking if everybody at this multipliers is members of sum army, they must be wearin prutty stains on their clothes?Dunno but may bee thu armies do that like sum uniform or sumthin so they gets to kknow which army they bee long to.
January 19, 2008...6:03 pm
Cuntfused
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