Sumeone wuz askin about duh real me. I gotta say that thu real me is me. I ain’t 20; i ain’t into anythin but trying to rite sum profound stuf in my blug even iv it’s about dem grevys and hypoerboles bee cause i figer thu everyday stuf are impertent. i says evuryday stufs are impurtant bee cause in duh litel things likes grevey and crumburry, yah kinda realise that the thingies that give yah joy is duh smallest stuf connected somehow to nice things likes thanksgivin. Like my grandma’s cookees, makes me happy and brings me duh memries ov happy kiddi hood.
Sumone also says why’d I rite this way? I says mey bees i wanna be free to express my opinions wid out thu flamin and hassel and all the dang nashunalists and megaloomaniacs who gets to thinkin that their country and peeoples are duh best when they ain’t. I wanna be free to say “they ain’t great” i wanna be free to say ” i thinks israel iz greater”. i wanna be free to bee me bee cause iv i am not me, there ain’t no use in bein phoney and bluggin and gettin worid about offendin peeoples. That iz why i getz to rite like this so that everyone wud be riting in english and evuryone wud kinda know what yam talkin about wid out thu hassel of bein diplowmatic bee cause i ain’t runnin fer public office.I wanna be free to says ” God bless the USA and Israel!!!!!!!”
I rite like this so i gets to be me and decides that i wanna say this or that – stuf that ofends peeoples like grevy sucks and i hates the anti-semitic peeoples and stuff that hasn’t havta be too mushy. So i ise saying it again ” I yam a zionist!” Lotsa peeoples have prublems wid that and seys i cud be offendin islammers. I also dislikes those who get to thinkin that theyse only one nashun that has heroes bee cause exporting dimistics iz heroism bee cause it ain’t.
Iv i invites yah here, also means that i likes yah and it ain’t a huge network so evuryone can be real friends and it ain’tjest like a networkin thingy.
I ise the real me and i ain’t 20. I don’t like thu fakes real me who says she’s 20 by thu way
