Aftur figurin out what I gotta do with my life, I decidid that I cud take some ritin lesuns and teach you guys that I’se can be an exampel of an ordinary young man who can bee intrestin.Yah see, my ritin teechur always told me I wud maunt to nothin when it came to getttin an educashun.
So I was thinkin. It was hard to think. Finully, I said to me, “Hey, Forrest, yah gotta do somethin like haivin a multiply and say sum profound stuff.” Yah know profoud stuff is what the world nneds like yah gotta rite bout good things for the world. I was about to do sumthin like John Lennon and Imagine and the stuff about world peace but I sees sum blogger says “Screw world Peace, I Want a Pony”.So, I figerd that maybe we need ponies so we can have world peace and thu ponies and animals wud scare the bad guys with those carpits in their hairs. They blow up nice buildins and kills peoples.
But I dunno what I am gonna rite about yet in my frst blug, or what I gotta teach you in my frsst Englush lesuns. Somethin profound is somethin I havent figered out yet. Maybe sumone can help?
