My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

I Takes to Ritin because sum People say the World is Stoopid and so is Me and I want to pruve them wrong. I’se intendin to win sumthin lile thu Nobel Piss Prize in Literashure bee cause I thinks thut I have the rite powtenshial and all I need iz thu readers like you peoples who can apreshiate my sharing thu dream of having a merry and pissful world.
I shure am eager to have my momma find out thut I have been bloggerin in secret and doin all I can to rite as well as thut guy— Shakespears!