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Bugsey — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 08:59:08 +0000

Thu Globel View is Carin thu Real Way

Bugsey — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 10:37:00 +0000

I love thu way de Bugs explains thu global view. Yesterday she says to me thut this is the 21st cenchury and thut old peeple should accept thut fack. Sum old peeople like thut Cathy who can’t be a singer, talks like they’se the special ones and make lotsa demands and preach and panty-ficates a lot to other peeoples. De Bugs does not likes preachin, but doin.
She also hates singers who are always lookin for jobs bee cause they’se got attitude problems so their managers can’t get them a job and they keep typin and makin friends and bein preachy. De Bugs says even in her hubbin pages thut she is anti-social and she loves Ayn Rand. Thut should give sum peeoples thu message but they keep sayin this and thut. Cathy is a friend of Pam bee cause they’se come a long way and thinks thut de Bugs shuld not exist bee cause she is frum the third world and dunno nuthin. But Cathy has no credentials and no college degree n Masters and all thut crap that de Bugs calls educashun. Bugs also does not understand why Cathy is talkin and mindin her business and man, she hates thut.
She likes de simple people who write straights like Krystel,Carrie, Leslie, Brian Carla and Laura and says why are these peeples are normal and straight and deal without thu nonsense. These people also don’t get into her hubpages and rites funny things. De bugs also loves Diane, bee cause thut is her best friend and they’se gonna invents so many gadgits because both Diane and de Bugs are applicashun and gadget peeoples. They makes games u can plays in yer cell phones and all thut fun. She ain’t into gettin persnel bee cause all thut has thu RIGHT to get personel with her is Diane and nno one else unless yah are cute and a guy with thu globel view.

Thu globel view is bein polites to ALL peeoples and not thinkin thut you are smarter and talkin down on them. Thut is what this crazy wanna be singer Cathy did, she wrote her about bein nice to Pam. De Bugs does not want to bee nice to ANYONE.She says thu F-word when she wants, says thuts in the Furst Amendment.And Cathy ain’t Diane and ONLY Diane is her best friend who cans tell her anythin. She hates getting peeoples to preach and says things to her bee cause she isn’t into religion or bein nice and she says thut anyways even in her hubbin profile. So I thinks she reminds Cathy thut this ain’t thu colonial age anymore and thut this is thu 21st cenchury and Asia is IN and not all peeoples submit to thut imperialistic attitude. In short she gave him thu globel view lechure which can be really very political and said thut mentality is VERRRY old and tradishinel and no one can tell her to be nice or love anyone, bee cause Ayn Rand says so. Now, I dunno iv this Cathy and Pam ever read Atlas Shrugged and Thu Fountainhead or iv they knows who the heck John Galt iz but peoples who don’d read these books shud prolly be carefool or they can make perfect fools of themselves bee cause de Bugs doesn’t care about anythin anyways but her gadgitry, hubbin, Diane, and the Reproductive Health Bill and litel babies w/ AIDS. Yes she also loves peeoples like Brian who have AIDS bee cause she says these people are better peeople bee cause they are reel and Brian is a cute and helps peeople with HIV just like him.

Blugs, Brian and Mama Theresa and Litel Babies

Bugsey — Tue, 31 May 2011 23:56:02 +0000

Brian is de Bugs friend and he is HIV positive and he iz doin sumthing about it. Bugs likes Brian bee cause she says thut Brian was alone when he started blugging aftur his vacation in Boracay beach. Bugs liked Brian’s blugs so much and they exchanged links and all thut and nows, they’se still Facebook friends pokin each uder and all thut.

Bugs keeps sayin she is a biatch but she isn’t a reel biatch. She likes little babies and loves peoples who saves lives. Says thut thu reel heroes are those who save lives and not all thu Namaste stuff. Says thut all those who talk about “peace and love” ain’t ushually reel and it all depends on what peoples does not says. Thut’s why she hates Catwoman, bee cus Catwoman talks talks talks and she ecckin hates thut she says. Says it’s not reel. Says to me “yah knows people who OMS a lot are weird… sittin and OMMMing a lot doesn’t do anythin but says better to give a dollar to sumthin…”

De Bugs also tell sme thut bein a fan is great but says we should see videos HERESays thut peoples love celebrities but these celebrities, sum, dont even knows waht the f**ck they are doin. Seys she bee live in this one bee cause these peoples saves 11 million babies and mommas too and thut is the truth and it ain’t a show biz gimmick or sumthin. Seys thut these are REAL peopel who are REALLY GOOD and do sumthin with no drama in their lives bee cause they knows what is really goin on in thu world, not jest in Hollywood.

See this blug post she said and other videos too bee cause it ain’t the NICE videos thut mutter more than the videos of those unknowns peopels who have a hard day and they’se got no water and they’se dying of AIDS and no one does nuthin about it but people like thut great foundashun of Jake Glaser savin lives every day. Seys beats Osker Schindler when you saves lives and thut peoples who are fans should watch thu not so nice videos HERE and think about somethn else like helpin and bein human not jest saying they are human. And thut is my blug for today. SEE THIS GOOD STUFF AND HELPS THEM.

Now it’s Reel War and F-Word

Bugsey — Thu, 26 May 2011 20:16:28 +0000

De Bugs went swimmin and iz upset that her sim card keeps gettin full bee cause of thu facebook pm fite with Pam. Seys Pam is really a f**ckin stalker and thut she has GREAT respect and love and lust fer Papi bee cause he wuz patient not to hit Pam. Pam wrote in her facebook thu nice poem about Papi almost hittin her and de bugs says thut she deserved it and Pappi is a saint.

I want to remember and think of you this way
by Pamela GEEZ-serve on Sunday, May 8, 2011 at 1:27pm
I have a right to ‘be’
and it would be a terrible thing
for everyone else, save you,
if I chose a time to ‘un-be.’

I can walk up and down
these streets I love.
I see happy smiles, no anger or frowns.
I try not see your big ol’ fist,
you held at my face while you screamed at me:
‘You have no idea how I want to hit you with this!”
I no longer have to absorb your seldom controlled
personal anger and temper fits.
I try not to feel the knives you thrust through my back,
nor hear the curse words that come from your once tender lips.
I can write this to you
because you’re not near,
and I don’t have to ‘run or pass you in fear!’

I want to remember and think of you this way:
The things you write, the things you’d say…
the humor, the ‘TOB’….
the wonderful music that you played.
Your stories, your shared thoughts,
your soulful, rich, and thoughtful poetry.
This too, is what I loved from you…
It’s all ‘a part’ of your dance with the Light,
your words that kiss the mind and heart..
bringing awareness both day and night.
It all has meaning…
like a tentative touch, a simple hug or a greeting kiss…
this way of ‘being.’

That IS what I loved and cherished in you,

And how I want to remember and think of you….

Anyways, thut was Pams poem about Pappi. De Bugs seys it is all BULLSHEET and thut Pam wuz jest playing thu blackmailin game. Seys de Bugs, Pam is wicked and does not see that Pappi is savin those babies in Africa bee cause she ain’t got no glowbel view. Thu glowbel view is better bee cause peepels see the WORLD not just yerself and de Bugs hates thu human race but she loves little babies bee cause she says they are pure, espechully 3rd world babies bee cause they are not spoiled and they smiles a lots with a few little candies and milk.
De Bugs also loves her friend Brian Gorrel bee cause he is cute and hunky and sturted thu best bloggerin in thu world. Brian has HIV and de Bugs is heartbrokin over Brian who is a hunk and who put her in his famous bloggerin list when his blug was hittin millions. I guess as long as Pappi helps peoples like Brian G. she will always be his “fan” but not thu superfan bee cause de Bugs does not stalk or lives on thu same street but seys thut she is definitely gonna grab thu Pappi bee cause he is bein blackmailed and she wil stand fer people who defend the rights of ppeoples like Brian and little babies who are inocent but have to get sick and die so early thut it is so heartbreakin.

I is gonna buy Pappi’s book and also thu Twisted series. I liked Twisted 8 1/2 but de bugs is gonna lend me thu Twisted 9 , new one. Like her I loves Jessica who is a frend who has the eevil plot of world-domination by telling thu maids not to work and makin them go on a world strike. And thut is my blug for today.

De Bugs seys the F-word and the Biatches Quarell Again

Bugsey — Wed, 25 May 2011 03:33:41 +0000

De Bugs seys the F-word when she is pissed. Frum what I hear again Pam pissed her big time bee so she called Pam paranoid. De Bugs hates thu human race but she likes them nicest beaches with the waters and waves and all that nachural stuff aside frum the weird stuff like Voyager2 and planets and her Ipod she calls sweetheart. She talks to her gadgits and thinks thut robots shud take over the world so thut they can be programmed to be peacefull and not piss her off. Pam keeps talkin about love and peace and De Bugs keeps talkin about anime, robots, hunky mobsters and space stuff and aliens too. She also loves vampire stories and thut is why she got a dog with thu RED eyes bee cause she thinks mebbe thu dog is a vamp in disguise. So you get thu idea?

Pam is into one thing only, seys she lost her job and thinks thut de Bugs grabbed thu job frum her. That isn’t true seys de Bugs bee cause the job ain’t about Voyager2 or vamps or anythin nice and she says thut Pam shouldn’t THINK such things anymore bee cause it makes her crazy. So de bugs seys the F-word to Pam and then seys yes she is gonna grab her Pappi and kiss him again and again til hell freezes over when she sees him but thut can’t be bee cause he is so far away. Be bugs is mean when she is PISSED and she WILL do thut so Pappi is lucky that he is miles away now from de Bugs. De Bugs can be wicked and kinky but bein a gentelman I ain’t gonna tell you what De Bugs seys she’s gonna do iv Pam’s PAPPI was neer. Seys sumthin about takin off her clothes and all thut momma seys pure pious women shud not do. De Bugs ain’t pure, she likes swimmin in thu beach and teasin guys and makin them blush.

Anyways de Bugs jest came frum somewhere and was tired when Pam nagged her about Pappi again all bee cause she de Bugs blugs about thu book that will help little babies frum gettin AIDS. I am so sleepy tonight and will tell yah about the biatches quarell tomorrow, And that is my blug fer today.

The Biatches Aren’t Quarelin Anymore?

Bugsey — Tue, 17 May 2011 06:07:28 +0000

This is a confusin blug, and it is nite and I gotta sleep. Buts I hears thu biatches really got hot and then ended up laughing tonight aftur they called each uther thu meanest names. I hears Bugs called Pam stalker and Pam called Bugs “freak” and it kinda touch de bugs heart bee cause she liked it a lot and thanked Pam fer callin her freak and it got freakier and friendly? I is so confused so I is goin to sleep and tell yah the story of whys de Bugs and Pam ain’t quarelin anymore tomorow. Thus is jest so hard to rite bee cause it is strange these two beaches. I is readin these pms and seems thut these two biatches are bad biatches. But they ain’t quarrelin over anythin but bling-blings and squirrels and stuffs thut are funny. de Bugs hates cats and loves Batman and believes thut Catwoman shud be oliteratted frum the planet. I thinks it all started wid thu conversation thut turned funny

Pam—– May 17 at 2:19am Report
I do know! Freak

de Bugs—- May 17 at 2:23am
with style yah I don’t need to stalk lol!

Pam——- May 17 at 6:59am Report
and what is it youre trying to email me?

de bugs—– May 17 at 7:05am
oh nuthin i am stalkin you… why u don’t want some real make up catalog?

Pam——— May 17 at 7:10am Report
what are you talking about?

de bugs—– May 17 at 7:11am
bling blings.. added a nice photo shop stouch to your picture that you asked me to take babes

de bugs——May 17 at 7:24am
isn’t it delightful how u hate me ?

Pam——— May 17 at 7:32am Report
lol..it aint me

Pam——— May 17 at 7:34am Report
and where did you take her picture?

de bugs—– May 17 at 7:35am
tell the truth, see , isn’t it fun? i loved the way u called me freak.. i really get freaky… hey, when i see u i’ll treat u some seaweed noodles so we can exchange hate for an ecchin change!!!

Then it seems thut de bugs got a TWIT frum VOYAGER2 and thut changed her biatch mood.

Pam——–May 17 at 10:35am Report
he knew I was moving there before he did, Cynthia..5 months before!
The aggression began totally with him..my mistake was not knowing how to deal with having never had that experience in my life!
I care about him..I care how he thinks and feels…I just wish it had been mutual and then this never would have happened

de Bugs—-May 17 at 10:36am
or ask voyager2 to twit him from outer space! OMG.. Voyager just twitterd me!!!!

Pam——–May 17 at 10:36am Report
lol voyager?

Pam——– May 17 at 10:36am Report
about?

de bugs—- May 17 at 10:38am
yeah, about nothing really. i was just asking if it is hard to pee… and wow, they replied

Pam——- May 17 at 10:38am Report
lol

Pam—— May 17 at 10:38am Report
a GOOD question!

de bugs—- May 17 at 10:38am
hey does he know that you’re 50 years old when he fired you?

Pam——– May 17 at 10:39am Report
lol, yes why he did it just before my bd wasnt that nice of him!

de bugs—– May 17 at 10:40am
well even if i hate you , lol, you don’t look 50.. it’s like you’re 40 or 43.. so maybe he thought you could get a job.

Pam——– May 17 at 10:41am Report
lol
thanks? and thanks for hating me still, lol I guess

So thesse two biatches continue sayin they hate each other but they ain’t quarelin anymore. It’s jest like when theyse talk about food and stuffs they are ok but when theyse talk about Starsky, they ain’t okay again. Pam doesn’t understand Twitter and de bugs is a Twit-freak, twits evun outer space….

Pam———— 12:02pm Report
gesh you spend so much time at twitter and all these web page stuff why?

de bugs——– May 17 at 12:02pm
it’s easier on the phone i have a globe

Pam———– May 17 at 12:04pm Report
Im so sad he has taken the site away from me..I really am..11 years gone..he is so heartless there..really and truly…

Pam———- May 17 at 12:05pm Report
I want my work back

(Then they’se talk about Billy Graham who wus released frum the hospital is is okay bee cause de Bugs reads Twitter )

Pam———-12:09pm Report
I want my work back…I worked too hard..

Doesnt this have any real meaning to it’s author?

“Our ability to love is our truest power, our greatest power as human beings.”

de bugs——- May 17 at 12:12pm
i agree with that, because it makes us human. But maybe not everybody loves everybody because that is human too… did billy graham just die?

Pam———- May 17 at 12:12pm Report
I sure they trashed me to Paul

Pam——— May 17 at 12:13pm Report
dont know

de bugs—— May 17 at 12:13pm
YEEPEEEE.. nope he was just released and is OK!

Pam———May 17 at 12:13pm Report
good he;s cool

Pam———– May 17 at 12:14pm Report
sigh

de bugs——–May 17 at 12:15pm
yeah i hope he lives 150! you know who is sexy? this motivational teacher Joel Osteen from Lakewood… now that guy is SEXY and made 15 m from his last book…

Pam———– May 17 at 12:18pm Report
he is inspirational..I listen to him all the time and get the newsletter

de bugs——-May 17 at 12:18pm
me too, i hate everyone but i have his podcast on my Ipod. He is. kinda really gracious and attractive.

Pam———- May 17 at 12:19pm Report
lol you dont hate everyone..thats not possible

Pam———-May 17 at 12:31pm Report
I want my work back! I worked too hard to be treated =like this! It is so not right..
I wish he would talk to me
I am just beyond so sad Cynthia..I really am

de bugs—— May 17 at 12:31pm
actually do you guys know that china soul is rating bigger in the uk these days than both combined in searches?

Pam———- May 17 at 12:32pm Report
know dont really care, lol

(so de bugs is talkin farout and about the twitter and Voyager again and I thinks she can’t get over thu Voyayer Twit and all thut stuff and her globe phone… )

Pam———— May 17 at 1:34pm Report
AND knowing how everyone feels about me (almost everyone..not my friends) is very difficult to bear esp with all the work I did and the care i did indeed give to everyone I could

de bugs——–May 17 at 1:35pm
frankly maybe things got out of hand and as he wrote you were becoming something to him… and that made him uncomfortable. you have to relearn how to make him comfortable and the only way is to forget him for a while.

Pam———– May 17 at 1:37pm Report
I cant forget him…we shared a lot and he has been too cruel to me and I miss our friendship plus the fact that he cannot see things as they were for me…just keeps burning through me to death (so to speak)

Pam———- May 17 at 1:39pm Report
funny how I was always there when he needed me to listen and care and help him but when the table turned..he, well..turned

de bugs—— May 17 at 1:41pm
he doesn’t give you any choice at the moment. he wasn’t comfy about something so u gotta make it through first and try and remember him again when the ro has expired. u have to learn to respect yourself enuf to accept that now… and maybe things will change later.

Pam——— May 17 at 1:41pm Report
I care alot about his feelings and his comfort make no mistake about that, because i do..its he who doesnt care about the feelings I have and that he caused

Pam——- May 17 at 1:41pm Report

Pam——- May 17 at 1:42pm Report
oh believe me. I do indeed hate myself now

Pam——- May 17 at 1:44pm Report
lol its hard not too with the everything that has occurred esp since his first post

de bugs—- May 17 at 1:44pm
well maybe he was turned off that u moved into his neighborhood.. yah kow.. i recently only read his book and he seems to be as anti-social as i am.. remember, even with the love of his life, there were times he wanted to be simply alone.

de bugs—— May 17 at 1:45pm
at least his 2nd post was better… and yah gotta sleep yah know

Pam——— May 17 at 1:45pm Report
yes I knew that and i DID respect that…and again he KNEW I was moving there BEFORE he even chose to move there

Pam——— May 17 at 1:46pm Report
i have trouble sleeping even the sleeping pills dont work

de bugs——May 17 at 1:48pm
try beer ? u shouldn’t be taking pills…. take milde tranquilizers… sleeping pills suck or jog but not near his house.

Pam——— May 17 at 1:48pm Report
lol dont drink

Pam——— May 17 at 1:49pm Report
I cant jog anymore..I havent been able to since my accident

Pam——— May 17 at 1:49pm Report
dang I looked good then too, lol

(Anyways, so in thu conversations, seems thut Pam loves dogs and de bugs loves dogs and hates the human race. Bugs says thut dogs are great but cats are lousy and she hates cats and readin too much about cats. Then theyse seems not to be biatches when theyse talkin about dogs and Voyeger and bling-blings and thu dogs look at Pam and de bugs says take them out fer a walk bee cause Pam can’t sleep anyways. De Bugs also says thut Pam shud go back to Papa in Massachusetts and family and love and all thut….and de bugs likes playin gadget games and all thut … and is also obsessed with her Globe phone and Pam is more on peeples and de Bugs is more on duh gadget obsession and twitterin. ..)

Pam———- May 17 at 1:50pm Report
I might take my friends dogs for a walk..all five of them, lol

Pam——— May 17 at 1:51pm Report
they are starring at me now..I think they heard me think ‘walk’, lol

Pam——— May 17 at 9:36pm Report
And so when r u going to take down that Forrest gump page and hub article?
Sent via Facebook Mobile

Thut’s it and so de bugs says yeah, nuthin we can do with her love and even iv its annoyin thuts sometimes peeoples says thut we make stuff thut ain’t true. I guess we gotta understand thut Pam is like thut. Nuthin we can do. Nuthin we can do also with the great love affairs of de Bugs with thu gadgets and psp and Voyagers and twitterin. I guess to each her own obseshun. De Bugs is obsessed with thu Voyagers and outer space and makin thu fun applicashuns and anime so everyone has a right I guess to get obseseed over somethin. And thut is my blug fer today.

I is Buyin and Readin

Bugsey — Fri, 13 May 2011 23:38:38 +0000

I ain’t much fer readin, but in thu war where i wus, there were lotsa signs i couldnt read and thut made me bump into landmines and thu electric posts. Was shure lucky thut duh post were just post and had no electreecity or else I is dead by now. I wus there reading hard stuff about the Starsky book and how eveel people are them givin the poor Starsk problems by sayin this and that so I goes to his old site, thu one fer intelijent peoples and not ijots like me. They is four peoples saying love and love and peace but theyse talkin about old stuff like fixin the cat and there is no heaven, so I figer momma wud not like them bee cause momma knows there’s heaven. Like Jenny, she sent me sum feather too like sayin she wus my angel. Little Forrest swears Jenny is his angel and I believe him bee cause I feelin it inside my heart. I feels it when I see the clouds too because they are like cotton candy floatin in thu sky.
I is buyin Starsky’s book bee cause may bee angels helped him wid his ritin. Only eevil peepel say thut he iz a bad guy bee and make bad poems about him. Eevil peepel hassle peepol who rite books and sleep in cars like those suicide bombers. They are terrerists and make normal peepol afraid, so they hate ritin and readin and heaven and all of those things my momma said wus true. Mebbe if I read more when I was young istead ov hangin out with Jenny, I’d meet Obama too. So I yam visitin this site and gettingg the light on my heart and head and there ain’t nuthin this time to stop me frum buyin this book. I is helpin peepels when I do this and savin babies so thuts good. Thuts better than sayin love and peace and love and peace and ritin bad poems I guess.

I Jest Came Back Frum War

Bugsey — Fri, 13 May 2011 16:25:13 +0000

I jest came back from war in sum desert that had lots of sand that goes whirlin. They are called sandstorms said my buddy Tim and they hurts my eyes and makes it all read. It scares me when I looks at duh mirrer and see my red eyes after duh sandy storms. All I can say it ain’t fun out there and my momma always says that i shud not say this but war sucks. There wuz nice wimen drinking coca cola and offerin me sum but Tim goes “NO, yah cud get poisoned or the wimen cud be a suicide bomber” and thut means yah can get yer brains blown off. They, the wimen, got pretty eyes but it’s thu only thing I’se seen so now I am back I yam readin my girlie magazines. They used to upset mom but now she says it’s all right bee cause i am machur after the war and have serves my country reel well.
I reads lots also ov the latest show bizness news and i am so sad today. I likes this site about Starsky and Hutch. I yam so sad thut Starsky is in a lotta troubel bee cause sum goil stalks him bad and thut means he’s like where I wuz havin to watch fer suicide bombers. Any goil cud have bombs under ther boobs even iv they seems to be very nice. I nevar knew thut Starsky’s reel name was Paul Michael Glaser and he seems scared ov his web master, sum Pam. Me is a friend ov de bugs frum Hubpages and there I’se found out thut this Pam thinks de Bugs has thu special powers ov being wid Starsky an bein wid her boy friend Kenny at thu same time. I had to skype call de Bugs so I cud ask her fer the magic stone thut i cun swallow that will split me in two and then takes me to where I want like she does. Made me reel loneley to knows thut this Pam goil wus imaginin and it ain’t reel bee cause it wuz only in her mind. So I can’ts be in thu same place at thu same time so I yam readin my girlie magazines again. I keep feelin some thing when I reads them but I ain’t tellin bee cause you mights be a goil readin and thut wud not bee a genteelman ov me to says these things to you.

Duh Reel Me Ain’t 20

Bugsey — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:10:33 +0000

Sumeone wuz askin about duh real me. I gotta say that thu real me is me. I ain’t 20; i ain’t into anythin but trying to rite sum profound stuf in my blug even iv it’s about dem grevys and hypoerboles bee cause i figer thu everyday stuf are impertent. i says evuryday stufs are impurtant bee cause in duh litel things likes grevey and crumburry, yah kinda realise that the thingies that give yah joy is duh smallest stuf connected somehow to nice things likes thanksgivin. Like my grandma’s cookees, makes me happy and brings me duh memries ov happy kiddi hood.

Sumone also says why’d I rite this way? I says mey bees i wanna be free to express my opinions wid out thu flamin and hassel and all the dang nashunalists and megaloomaniacs who gets to thinkin that their country and peeoples are duh best when they ain’t. I wanna be free to say “they ain’t great” i wanna be free to say ” i thinks israel iz greater”. i wanna be free to bee me bee cause iv i am not me, there ain’t no use in bein phoney and bluggin and gettin worid about offendin peeoples. That iz why i getz to rite like this so that everyone wud be riting in english and evuryone wud kinda know what yam talkin about wid out thu hassel of bein diplowmatic bee cause i ain’t runnin fer public office.I wanna be free to says ” God bless the USA and Israel!!!!!!!”

I rite like this so i gets to be me and decides that i wanna say this or that – stuf that ofends peeoples like grevy sucks and i hates the anti-semitic peeoples and stuff that hasn’t havta be too mushy. So i ise saying it again ” I yam a zionist!” Lotsa peeoples have prublems wid that and seys i cud be offendin islammers. I also dislikes those who get to thinkin that theyse only one nashun that has heroes bee cause exporting dimistics iz heroism bee cause it ain’t.

Iv i invites yah here, also means that i likes yah and it ain’t a huge network so evuryone can be real friends and it ain’tjest like a networkin thingy.

I ise the real me and i ain’t 20. I don’t like thu fakes real me who says she’s 20 by thu way

Defunishuns

Bugsey — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:07:04 +0000

hypebole – iz when yah rites and makes a point by exxagerration. it ain’t to be taken liturally says my teechur. hypebole iz somethin like “yucky, axe stinks and they are all killurs” or sumthin like that. hypebole can also be like makin those cartuns. or sayin ” i could die for those pepperidde farm biskits” yah ain’t suposed to take hypebole seeriously, bee cause that iz why they calls it hyperbole.

metaphor- iz when you say sunthin like “i am a rock”.that doesnt mean you are a rock bee cause you are human. but that means youse are strong or sumthin like that. anuther exampul of a metaphor is “you’re my sunshine” like thu old song goes. that means that it makes yah happy to see de person like yah sees thu sunshine. get’s it?

simili – iz sumthin like a metaphor but it says “she is strong as a rock”. Or, “they’se are idiots like Forrest Gump!” or “Theyse are slithering as a snake” or ” theyse are lousey friends like an assortment of isacriots (judas).

i wuz gonna rite about alliterashuns too but then i think it goes sumthin like this :

stoopidity sows sumethin so sanguine as superficiality or sumthin like that…. get’s it?